Australia wants to make this criminal
Dude what the fuck is up with Australia? I know we’ve got some Australians on here, why is your country so fucked up? I thought the U.S. was the land of Puritan prudes.
I just read that Julie Gale, founder of some stupid fucking political activist group misguidedly trying to protect kids, wants to ban the sale of sexy schoolgirl outfits. Gale, who is obviously some kind of reactionary old Christian cat lady, called the sale of sexy schoolgirl outfits “legitimized child pornography.” Where to begin? The best place would probably be to hire a team of professionals to clean all the cobwebs out of her vagina.
This is after a push to ban porn movies with small- breasted ladies a few years ago, and the epic plan to erect a nation-wide firewall to block porn from the country. The latter would put Australia right next to Iran and China in internet repression. What. The. Fuck. Video games in Australia already have all the blood and gore taken out. I thought the U.S. was a nanny state. I wouldn’t trade places with you Aussies for all the whiskey in Ireland. Don’t you guys vote? Sort your shit out for fuck’s sake.
There are good guys in this story. The Australian Sex Party is coming to the rescue as usual, standing up for ordinary Australian’s rights to live in a modern, free, first world country. They know the score. They know that really, fucking charlatans like Gale just want to eliminate all pornography. They want to legislate their own twisted, repressed morality on everyone else. They dress up that idea, which is really motivated by a desire for totalitarian thought-control, in the guise of “protecting the children.” Everyone wants to protect the children right? I’m not even going to bother pointing out why that’s a dumb fucking argument. If you buy that shit, you’re probably a bible-thumping Australian hypocrite.
Aren’t you Australians supposed to be crazy, fun loving party people? You’re always barbecuing, right? And drinking huge novelty cans of beer and wrestling crocodiles? That’s you right, I’m not mixing you up with New Zealand or something am I?
…because …. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.
Yeah well I’m sure most of you are borderline illiterate, much less do you care about things that happen in the news.
Most of the site is cleared out and consists of bots and porn-hungry creepsters – your supposition is hardly a difficult thing to conjure.
Clearly, you’ve got some contorted ideas on people being interested in The News – as though The News has something to offer the world that Actual Life does not. Just like you, once I’m done reading the paper, I throw it out and start MY fucking day.
Do some damn research, write from Actual Life, or fucking MAKE some news, fucknut. Re-reporting on recycled news articles is what’s getting you and your cronies bad reps on this site, and it’s what’s keeping people from taking you seriously.
I would call you cocksucker, but most of the shit you wrote is actually accurate.
How fucking ever, cocksucker, don’t bring the New Zealand shit, they all live here.
Also, sort your shit out.
The site has become a playground for fuckwitted spam riddled cunts.
Sell out.
I have a big peach so fuck all of you
come on you guys, life is too short. you need to burn one.
Or three. Or fifty.
Trust me I am going to burn some green shit I am sick of this shit!
MAS-TUR-BATE! MAS-TUR-BATE! Haha, imagine people protesting this. Sings that say “WE WANK!” and shit like that, it would be sooo FUCKING hilarious!
Australia’s the fucking beta test server for bullshit faggy censorship dickwaddery. Aussies don’t really have a bill of rights so they can just put that shit down and only after can Aussies get pissed about it. If they don’t get pissed enough to riot, then the test is determined to be a success and they move it to the other British Empire nations (America, Canada, AKA any primarily english-speaking cuntry). So yeah, that’s why Australia gets fucked in the ass with this fucking bullshit, because Americans get to vote on shit, and even though Americans are god damn retards, the lot of them, no one can doll up “You’re not allowed to access any websites not pre-approved by some government board” enough to trick the voting pubic (not a typo). Just like with copyrights and trademarks, if you don’t defend them you lose them.
FUCK YOU!!!!! australia kicks ass!!!!!!
Lads… chilll…… Everybody just stall down to their closest pub… and get a couple pints…. Nice wan….
Aussie Faggot is sure a dim wit.
Stupid fuck whines about everything.
LOL!
I’m an Aussie who loves to drink and have sex with things.
Fuck yeah, porn! Fuck yeah, slutty schoolgirl costumes! Fuck yeah, Australian Sex Party!
I dont know you. But damn you are a person that can have a beer with me anytime. Rock it ANZAC day is coming I have a lot of respect for that day!
Please. I live in Australia and I am a Pohm, and I can tell you something right now; Australia is a compulsory national gang bang compared to the puritanical bollocks that goes on in the US. Yanks make out they party like the world’s ending but in reality it is a backwater of neuroses.
Orly? Well then why can I play L4D2 without it looking like this?
Apples and oranges mate… apples and oranges
And your country was so close to being eaten by the Germans go away. We shot enough red coats. We had to put up with the Japanese and so did the Australians. Pom your ass back to Germany limey prick. We dont have to vote. and why should we in Australia no matter who you vote for you get the same piece of shit, the same way that we got Bush nobody liked his ass or anyone else. Here you have Rudd who no one liked vs. Gillard everyone hates them like I am disgusted with you. Let me guess now you will tell me your crap smells good? Please reply.
Why do you need guns anyway?
People dont use guns here in Aus and most of the people live fine (safer and happier).
Go down to your local pub get glassed in the face with a beer bottle. Ever since I moved here I have had a lot of attempts where my house was broken into. If the burglars knew that they would have half of there chest cavity blown out with the remains on my front door they might think twice about getting a job and getting off of Centrelink DOLE benifits. Leave me the hell alone I had to wait 2 years to get Centrelink Benifits I still have no plan to ever use them. Wake up to yourself and understand that there are 280 million documented Americans and there are 23 million here in Australia. Its a big world out there and there are more ways in this world on how to skin a cat.
umm im not even gonna comment on this one.
I am an American living here in New South Wales. Guess what McAsshole we have more McDonalds here than the the whole of Asia. Obviously you like our food, also you have surpassed us as the fattest country and took America’s crown so suck on a milkshake you ball sucking retard. Also more Australians stab people here with knives so dont act like this country is the garden of eden asshole! If you want to get rid of someone you will no matter where you live. Oh! A bill or rights? The Govt wont consider it. That should tell you something when a farmer gets up in a windmill and starves himself because the Australian Government wont let him raise cattle, and use his land to make money, because of the govt. wanting to plant trees to combat gloabal warming. Hug a tree and put your chicken in it! Stick that up your ass you communist prick. Love your porn proof firewall too, and eat a meat pie and shut the f*ck up!
Well. At least we know who hacked the site now. ^^^^^^
I cant even hack a website none the less hack a safe. I call it like I see it Fair Dinkum Mate!