May 21st, 2011, about 6:45 p.m.
So you have probably heard by now that the world is slated to end tomorrow at 6 pm. This is from the very complex and esoteric calculations of a civil engineer and amateur biblical scholar, Harold Camping. Obviously, this guy is a certified clown-shoes, bat-shit jackass, and come Sunday even his borderline-autistic followers will see this; BUT, god how I wish it were true.
The pieces are all falling into place here; black president, earthquakes, floods, volcanoes, to say nothing of the things we do each other. We’ve seen oil spills, genocide, civil war, revolution, violent suppression, the panda update, more oil spills, the Tea Party. Someone trying to tell me that the world is going to end in the near future could make a pretty good case.
Frankly, it couldn’t come soon enough. I think you are all a bunch of idiots, squabbling amongst yourselves while your corporate overlords get their hands further into your pockets. You’re all a bunch of hypocrites too, talking about how much you love freedom while backing up repressive fascist states like Bahrain and Israel, and saying ‘oh well,’ while those shitheel TSA blue-shirts feel up your 6 year old daughter. You hate pollution so much, but you can’t be bothered to give up driving your fucking pick up truck down the street to the convenience store.
You’re also a bunch of whiny pussies, fat lazy morons, and greedy soulless sycophants.
So I just wanted to say, in case the world really does end tomorrow, fuck you, I’ve always hated you. I want you to know before we all die that I never had any respect for you and I hope the star wormwood lands right on your fat, ignorant ass.
That said, I know I never get my way and the world is going to go on sucking balls like it normally does. In that case let me kick the religious among you.
So I talked to a lot of Christians and they all think this Harold Camping guy is nuts and the world isn’t going to end tomorrow. Yea well no duh but let me point out how you’re almost as fucking stupid as this Harold Camping guy if you are a Christian. You see he believes that Jesus, one incarnation of the one invisible anthropomorphic god, will return to the earth and judge the living and the dead. He will do this based not on what you did, but whether or not you believed the fairy tales about him. This process is going to involve angels, trumpets, fire from space, and talking sheep.
Keep in mind that all Christians believe this. The only thing they disagree on is the date. ( Matthew 24:36) What kind of fucking country do we live on where someone can believe all of that and be considered normal, but if you pick the day that all of this happens, then you’re a lunatic? ‘Merica, that’s which one.
I know it’s a tall order but how about this- stop worshiping asshats. Stop killing our planet. Fucking do some good and treat others as you would have them treat you. But that’s too much for your spineless yellow ass isn’t it?
Thank GOD (or Christ, whatever) the End is near because I have a couple of medical bills that have been sent to collections and I am sick to shit of avoiding their lame-ass phonecalls.
all i can say is that there are way to many fucking sheep that cant think for themselves and need the reasuance of a shepard[politicain] to feel at ease.WAKE the fuck up dumbasses
What a sad, lonely person you must be to think that all of us are what you described. If you’re so dis-satisfied with the world, may I suggest suicide? It sounds like it would be better for all of us.
Basically, as you say “Fuck You”.
I’ve just got to say… this site is fawkin hilarious.
I’d probably feel the same about our world, if I hadn’t stopped caring ages ago. yay for desensitization! heil americaaaa~
lmao
This site sucks dick. Your writing is like an ape painting with its shit.
What the fuck happened to this website? I came here to try and see the forums and they are gone? THIS IS MADNESS
you really are a cock you know that? for fucks sake grow the fuck up and chill the fuck out
Today is the first time I’ve been to your site, just to see what was built on this domain. I wouldn’t co-sign on a lot of the shit you say, but I’m against imaginary characters like “god” and “allah”, and all the retards that follow that bullshit, so the below quote I had to tip my hat too:
“What kind of fucking country do we live on where someone can believe all of that [religious bullshit] and be considered normal, but if you pick the day that all of this happens, then you’re a lunatic? ‘Merica, that’s which one.”
That is so fucking true, I can’t stand these religious fucking losers that are the biggest fucking hypocrites in the world.
I also have to say to the chump losers that took time out of your day to talk shit to someone that clearly doesn’t give a fuck what you say, you’re an idiot, go kill yourself so you can see Jebus sooner.
FUCK YOU TOO!!!
Class: good rant!
I have both BA & MA in Theology, so I know what I’m talking about, & I find it hilarious that people still believe in this unfounded bullshit. They question nothing, & even when they have all the tools to question the dogma, they still scurry off to the comfortable bolt-hole of the literal interpretation of a version of a book – written in human hand – that holds them in its thrall.
Fuck them in the face!!!
Vent your spleen!!!
“Study your Math, it’s the key to the universe.” (Christopher Walken, as Gabriel, in ‘The Prophecy’.